REASONS WHY TAMALE MIRUNDI was stopped from appearing on any Radio or Tv show.
- If it was about showing might, don’t u think in-laws would go to the bride’s family for introduction naked?
- No matter how sweet the ejaculation or orgasm is, an individual cannot smile during the process..
- If God gives a gal beauty without brains, it’s the private part which suffers.
- You’re a woman you have attended more than 15 weddings this year and you’re still single not yet married. Are u a cake or a tent?
- If Miria Matembe is a strong woman, why didn’t she give birth with her knickers on!
- If you go to a bar, spot ugly girls properly, if they start looking beautiful it’s time for u to go home.
- How can u ask a Muslim whether to be served fried or roasted pork? When asked to choose between Besigye and Mbabazi
- Some men don’t know how to Romance women.. They only play with their nipples as they are tuning radio stations.
- Nze nemala nfa Katonda nangamba nti ampe omutwe gwa kenny lukyamuzi nzilemu obulamu, mugamba nti abileke nsigale mu bafu naye nga tampade ngalabi !!
- Mbu Faaza Ayise Abawala Emberera Abaseko Emikono , Ne Nalongo Nagenderamu.
- However much u shake your small man, the last drop belongs to pants.
- Nalongo adduse mu kisenge nga gwe embeerera osembera.
Nze siwunyikamu ninga katuli ka #Tooyi .
Okwambala G-string kiringa kuddira akakoola nobikka kumuwumbo
- You complain of fuel prices as if u bought the vehicle knowing it consumes milk.
- If a mother of twins leaves a lodge limping.. Don’t send there a virgin
- Never be scared when an impotent man sits next to your wife
- Bwolaba muwala wo nga abavubuka Ku kyaalo bamusimbira line tewewaana nti mulungi nnyo, kitegeeza mugabi nnyo
- Some fools instead of sleeping, are busy texting someone’s gal friend.
- He said when you eat thorns u suffer constipation
A girl can only undermine a man’s size if never been raped before
- Bwolaba nga mwanyoko anobye mu bufuumbo nga yagenda ne gomessi Taano ate nakomawo nabbiri totawaana nga okwasamya engalabi yo, coz kitegeeza ziri essatu yazireseeyo nga alina okuddayo
- If it’s true you are a Muslim and the price of pork rises why do you join those striking.
He who sleeps with an itchy anus wakes up with smelly fingers
- When an impotent man comes closer to your wife, don’t get scared..
- The cardinal Priest cannot fundraise for a witchdoctors shrine-
- Noolaba agassajja agakola agatwe gengege
- Mbu olubuto luyingila baseka naye emilanga gyebazalira
- Akana akabade kakuyitira mukomusaja ….bwosanga kava ewuwo ..what do you think?
- You can’t get married and remain a virgin
- “the mouth that runs faster than the head will be cut off”
- U don’t booze u have no girlfriend and u still complain u are broke yet your friends that empty bars are building n excelling
- Buli bwempulila Kabaka bbaffe baffe nga enyuma enkakana
- If a man impregnates his two wives at ago and give birth at the same time, it doesn’t mean he’s a twin father(ssalongo)
- A baby can play with de mothers breasts but not de fathers testacles.
- Akamywu kange lwekabuze embwayo lwelya ebyoya?
- Ten impotent men cannot rape a virgin girl” Referring to Museveni and his competitors!!
- Ababbi Bwebajja Okubba Mukaziwo Nareekaana Ntii, Mwami Tebayingira Mukisenge Ekyokusatu, Ngolina Kyewasamu, Omanya Mukaziwo Yomu Kubabbi.
The above words were said by Tamale Mirundi. Personally am gonna miss him…